Chia Pet

chia pet
Current mood: studious and bored

i finally know what to tell jimmy to get me for christmas...
i want the motherf-ing chia herb garden.

who am i kidding?

it would be so hilarious though if it ended up in my stocking. i would rock the chia pet in the window sill.

that's a great idea... next year i am getting everyone i know "as seen on tv- drug store grade" christmas presents.

come on...
you know you want a clapper.

More than a mouthful...

and I am not talking about Hooters either! Randomly stumbled across this today. Interesting. I did not even try to pronounce it.

English

Adjective

aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic

1. With fifty-two letters, this is a claimant to the title of the longest word in the English language. The word is attributed to Dr. Edward Strother (1675–1737), who devised it to describe the spa waters at Bristol/Bath, England.

The Grand Chawhee

"It's the Grand Chawhee's birthday!" That's right today Jimmy is officially a quarter of a century old. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. (I said this and danced a little jig earlier today. It was funny.) He got a tool box and a Johnny Cash print of a painting. (I am way too poor to spend the 500 dollars that the original cost!) Hmmm... if I would have thrown in a pair of overalls and some chewing tobacco we might just be white trash!